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Old 11-16-2002, 10:47 PM
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Talking Re: OT Sighting

Somehow the NJ Turnpike has been interwined with my life for about 40 years. I hate that road. After I die and am sent to hell, I believe that I will be condemed to drive the NJ Tpke. for eternity in an underpowered, unreliable auto. [/B][/QUOTE]


No, Larry - your special place in hell will be a generic quarter mile Joisey dragstrip. You'll have your Pearlie, & for eternity you'll have Ca$h in his bright y****w Neon with fart pipes as your competitor.
He'll win EVERY race, & as a flourish, each time he passes you on the way back to the eternal starting line, he'll roll down the window, & yell, "Hey you ignorant moron, wanna lose again?" "Bwahahahaha!!"

I DO hope your alarm clock goes off soon!

Ron.
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