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Old 01-31-2004, 06:51 AM
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An "assgasket"! LMAO!

Never thought of that aspect of a spring-loaded toilet seat. In a public restroom an ass-gasket is a critical component when performing a colon flush. The ass-gasket is the only thing protecting your vital components from harmful contaminants that flourish on the public tushie lifts.

Perhaps the home market would be a better place to sell the spring loaded toilet seat. Or you could always make one with a catch that would keep the seat down until flushed. Pulling the lever to flush would release the catch and allow the seat to raise automagically.

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