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Originally posted by CigarJohnny

What are you saying? She had to have more than one string of pearls, just like she had more than one dress. Geez...get your mind out of the gutter

OK...Just got a little carried away with the innuendos. Forgive me all... I will stop with the grossness. You are 100% correct. My wife always say's she can't take me anywhere without me embarrassing her. I always seem to be the one to cross that line.

Actually, I was just jealous that I didn't think of that one.

Cheer up. I've had three wives and they've all said the same thing that yours does.