I could not even read through your entire post. I got halfway through it and just stopped. If you want to tell a funny story, do it in at least somewhat decent english and make it interesting. Posting stupid things like this makes you sound needy for attention, and it draws your level of education or even intelligence into question.

And that reminded me nothing of ALI G. ALI G actually spoke comprehendable english and his grammatical errors added something to his charisma because they were smooth, such as refering to himself as "me" instead of "I." Oh and ALI G has a worldwide television show and is most likely a bloody millionaire. The best this guy could hope for is a stint on the tv show Cops and a wellfare check.