Ok here goes:
God was talking to Moses one day and said "Now I will make a country called Canada. I will give it the most majestic mountains, great plains, the king of fish, the salmon in it's waters, great range animals, fill it with the nicest people on earth, the boldest of coastlines and master of birds, the eagle..."
and Moses sez, " hey, don;t ya think you're going a bit overboard here??"
and God sez " Nah, wait'll you see who I give 'em for neighbors..."
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