[LarryIII]

Many of you at Reading Viii heard me singing a little ditty called "The SUBYDOO Song" (don't tell Hanna & Barbera).

Anyway, besides the regular verses, which are printed on paper, there are also 'lost verses' which keep rattling around my wasted mind.

An example that I sung at Reading is:

Suby Subydoo, the cop tagged you, for going way too fast;
Suby Subydoo, you told him to shove it up his...........
Suby Subydoo, the judge saw you, and sent you right to jail;
Suby Subydoo, Rosie's mad, she had to pay your bail.

The lost verse that's been rattling around my head lately, is:

Suby Subydoo, your posts looked bland, you wanted some more bite;
Suby Subydoo, Chris fixed you, so now your posts look right.
But Suby Subydoo, you took our cash, to pay the Network dues;
So Suby Subydoo, Rosie's mad, 'cause now she can't buy shoes.


PS: I'd like to dedicate this verse to "The Ponz."