If I have to slaughter a chicken to keep the Philly curse intact, I'm heading out to the farmlands!
P.S. No animals were hurt or abused during this post. Post approved for entertainment purposes only by the PA State A.S.P.C.A..
P.P.S. If you look at Philly sports teams, they have a long legacy of choking. From the 1950 Phillies to the 1997 Flyers to the last 3 Eagles teams. The Phillies have had 1 (ONE) World Championship in thier 110+ year history. The Flyers haven't sipped from the cup since 1975. The Sixers won the last championship in Philly in 1983. The Eagles have been to 1 (ONE) Superbowl and became the first team to lose to a wild card team (the Raiders in Jan 1981). I'd love to see the Eagles lose in the playoffs again this year, but the NFC sucks. Maybe they will make it to the Superbowl this time, but I'm confident they'd lose to the Patriots, Steelers, or Colts.