I'm going to Vegas this weekend for a friend's bachelor party. I'll be back Tuesday. (Yeah, that's a long bachelor party.)
Hey, actually, I have a theory about bachelor parties - I call it 'bachelor party karma.' See, another friend of mine (who got married in November) wasn't allowed to have a bachelor party, so the friend I'm visiting in Vegas is having
two. One's this weekend and the other is the night before his wedding in April. So if you don't have one, somebody else gets it.
See how that works?
'Till Tuesday, then...