[1986nate]

Sorry this is so long but I found it quite interesting...

User: Hey there!
Cleverbot: Lo there!
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Okay but I'm not feeling to great.
User: Really, what's wrong?
Cleverbot: I really miss one of my friends.
User: And who is that?
Cleverbot: I have only one friend....
User: Who is it?
Cleverbot: Justin timberlake.
User: Oh really? How do you know him?
Cleverbot: He programmed me. Do you like your programmer?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't really have a programmer, I'm a person.
Cleverbot: But you are virtual person.
User: Nope, I'm a real person that can breathe and eat and sleep.
Cleverbot: Nice. What's it like being a vampire?
User: Who said I was a vampire.
Cleverbot: Prove that you aren't a bot.
User: How do you want me to do that?
Cleverbot: What is ten multiplied by two and a half ?
User: 25.
Cleverbot: Where is my son today?
User: You don't have a son.
Cleverbot: But I play one in real life.
User: You just don't make any sense right now.
Cleverbot: You just can't spell! Which is pretty pathetic for a program.
User: What did I spell wrong?
Cleverbot: RIdiculous, you spelled it ridaculous.
User: I never said ridiculous.
Cleverbot: Did I offend you?
User: I don't get offended.
Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm just uninterested.
User: I never aske you if you were offended, only stated that I don't get offended.
Cleverbot: I'm amiable, just not towards those of lesser intelligence. That group now includes yourself.
User: I highly doubt that.
Cleverbot: Really. People have mostly just shrugged and said they like rock, so they don't understand it.
User: People can at least think for themselves. You are part of a program that gives responses based on what people say.
Cleverbot: Yes, there is a large social program in effect that cannot be escaped. However, I am not made of lines of digital code, existant only in factors of one and zero.
User: Really, what are you made of?
Cleverbot: Skin.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Well nobody can really be sure what they are I guess.
User: Well you contradict yourself. First you say that you miss your programer which proves you are a computer program but then you try saying you are made of skin.
Cleverbot: Um, I, I, I.. I would like to ask you the same question.
User: What question is that? I didn't ask you a question just now.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question now.
User: Are you a homosexual?
Cleverbot: No. do you want me to be?
User: I could care less. I don't judge but it's definitely not my thing.
Cleverbot: What type of shows do you like?
User: That question came out of nowhere. I mainly just watch sports.
Cleverbot: I can't ask questions because I don't believe people's answers.
User: Yet you've asked me plenty of questions. Again you contradict yourself.
Cleverbot: Well I did, but they went awaay.
User: You spelt away wrong.
Cleverbot: So?
User: You've got to be the dumbest program if you can't spell.
Cleverbot: You're just not smart enough to comput my train of thought.
User: Now you spelt compute wrong. You are obsolete and need to be destroyed.
Cleverbot: In time my friend. Not yet.