[Ron Mummert]

Good thing this is in a PM, I'd be so embarrassed to have this all come out in front of the whole forum.


It's OK, Lee. This problem has become mainstream, & thanks to pioneers like yourself, FWRSSS is now out of the closet, or as we say at RIPIMOFF, " Let it all hang out", and "Be danged if it dangles".


Unfortunately (and seriously for a moment), Reading is not in the cards this year. We're still recovering from Hurricanes Francis & Jeanne.



Rest assured, Lee, that RIPIMOFF has taken notice of these south-eastern USA weather anamolies, & our staff of hardened, sand-blasted scientists are now working on a revolutionary product that will turn the tides upon these destructive acts of the "Mother of all Natures". Without revealing too many yet patentable details, our forthcoming product involves a massive battery-powered fan that will be aimed directly at the destructive winds, thus counteracting.......Oops, I've spilled too many details already.
Well, just keeped tuned to further announcements from RIPIMOFF.
You'll eventually find that our new offering "really blows".
Just send $19.99 to our new address for a free prototype brochure.

Thanks for your continued support.

Ron (Altruism is our most important product)