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to rice:
1. get a small slow car
2. add at least $10k in modifications
(be generous with the stereo, wheels and wing)
3. drive obnoxiously, so all can hear the farting noise coming from the oversize coffee-can exhaust pipe
4. don't forget the all-powerful K&N filter!
now you have a car that is still not fast, but gets attention. this is what you really need since your parents didn't give you any.
rant over.
Alan
(tired of being challenged to race by Dodge Neons with stripes)
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