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Old 03-18-2009, 07:42 AM
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Re: The Top O' the Morning to Ye!

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Originally Posted by svxistentialist View Post
I know I opened this can o' worms by mentioning the word "froth"

Also, I'm pretty sure you fellows don't actually believe all these racially stereotypical jokes that imply we Irish drink a little, fight some and are generally dumb when we are not being stupid.

So just to redress the balance a little, here is an American joke:

[Note to self: post up loads of anti American jokes on 4th of July. Americans are not at all sensitive about their patriotism]

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery
presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would
like the "worlds best beer" a Corona
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to
him
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the
world, give me "The King Of Beers, a Budweiser"
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with
Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.
The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what
he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and
ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"
The Molson's president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys
aren't drinking beer, neither would I.


Joe
Haha I got it... after two reads
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