<<Don't mean to shock your system, but I don't drink.>>
I remember but, I figured it was just beer you didn't drink
<<I've met Doug and he ah, he um, ah owns a big dog, yeah that's it, big dog>>
Oooh, good one John. Thanks!
Hey Randy! My dog's bigger than your dog! My dog's bigger than your dog!
Should we compare foot size? You know what they say about a man with big feet...
Doug