<<Otherwise, you could stop up by me, check out the house (I know you've already checked out the wife) and sample some recently acquired Scotch Ale. >>
Don't mean to shock your system, but I don't drink. If you met the rest of the family you'd know why. But heck, I'd take a second lap with the Mrs. if you don't mind. She seemed pleased with the last performance.
<<Ah, I can see we are trying to set up for a battle of wits here. But, I will have to refuse to attack someone who is totally unarmed. >>
Ooooooow! MR2,MRNOT,MR2 fightin' words. I've met Doug and he ah, he um, ah owns a big dog, yeah that's it, big dog, final answer.
Ever been scared? Me either.