[Ron Mummert]

Yes, Kathy, I think an ISO for SVXers is a brilliant idea.
In fact I'll try to set the tone for you.

Ahem...(clearing frogs & toads from throat)

Male, white, widowed, semi-elderly, Danny DiV...uh, Brad Pitt look-alike (see other posts for defination), short, paunchy, balding, but ugly, SVX owner; seeks trim, leggy, voluptous, female SVX owner ages 35 - 50, (oh, hell go for it) 21 - 45. Prefer intellectual type, but if under the age of 30, the ability to find Canada on a map will suffice. Applicant must love housework, cooking, lawn maintenance & be athletic, as I love billiards, darts & poker. Talent with automobile repair a big plus, & having her own complete toolbox
a deal clincher. Race unimportant, as I can't run all that fast anyway. Love to share long walks on the beach, & cuddling by the fireplace as long as no conversation ensues. Non-drinker & non-smoker preferred, unless you bring your own booze & cigarettes, in which case we can share. No baggage preferred, although a small purse with a healthy checkbook is certainly acceptable. Musical tastes must include 50's doowop, 60' psychedelic rock, Freddie & the Dreamers, & Eva Cassidy. I'm independently wealthy, with over 3 month's rent in the bank, so no goldbrickers, please. Will accept any color SVX in my driveway, but if it's black, be prepared to tie a 'possum tail to the antenna to distinguish it from mine.

OK, ladies, line forms at my e-mail address. No phone calls please, as I cancelled call-waiting.

Dream-date, Ron.