[Knightwulf]

You fly halfway across the country to buy one and drive it home...

You actually do in-depth research as to the whereto's and whyfor's of the name "Alycone".

You know how to pronounce "Alycone".

You wake up in a cold sweat after having a nightmare about your tranny failing.

...and run outside in your sleepwear to make sure it wasn't real...