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Three guys die and go to heaven.
While waiting on line to get into the Pearlie Gates they strike up a conversation.
They speculate on what is God's profession.
The first guy, who was a doctor, said that God must be a surgeon. He said God must be the first surgeon because only a great surgeon could remove a rib from Adam and create Eve, the first woman.
The second guy who was a nuclear engineer said that God must be the first engineer. He reasoned that God created order out of the chaos and that only an engineer is capable of doing that.
The third guy said that God must be the first lawyer. The other two guys looked askance at him. He explained, "Where do you think the chaos came from?"
Larry III
Everybody thinks they're an enginner. Gee Randy, can I play engineer and blow the train whistle?
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