[Mike621]

Making a case for the Shamwow versus Zorbeez:


http://www.popularmechanics.com/blog...s/4309587.html


I LOLed

"Don't take my products. I take it personally. And I'm gonna take 'em back." He added, "Zorbeez was mine."

"Billy Mays doesn't take this," Mays said. "I am the ultimate pitchman."

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"