A classic uninformed-person-thinks-they-found-gold SVX for sale:
https://monterey.craigslist.org/cto/...404770553.html
A "1992 SUBARU SVX FERRARI DESIGNED TWO-DOOR CUSTOM SPORTS CAR."
Only asking $15000, just needs a new engine (or at least engine work).
It also has a "CUSTOM INSTALLED CELL PHONE", so the '80s can call you ask for it's car phone back!
I hope the owner reprices it accordingly and it finds a good home.