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Originally posted by SHISVX
well...um, i think my mommy would miss me to much...and i got quite a few more semesters of school left...um, i am sorry that i have to decline your offer...it saddens me. i mean, i am totally flattered, but i don't think my b/f would like that...um...can i take a rain check?
Kelli
i don't clean, that is the man's job...the woman works and the man keeps the house running..cookin, cleanin, kid watchin...the works!
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Sure, Kelli. A rain check's fine. School's important & let me apologize for the rest of these badly behaving lechers who seem to think that my intentions could be anything but honorable. They make me feel so cheap. I assure you that you certainly may bring your boyfriend & mom, as I have a large lawn to mow, & the roof needs some work. I'll keep the house running (your mom DOES cook, right?),if you'll change the oil & plugs on my fleet of exotic vehicles.
Here's watchin' you, kid!
Ron (uh...what are you wearing?).