Top 12 Things You Should Never Say to A Cop!
12. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
11. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
10. I pay your salary!
9. Are you Andy or Barney?
8. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, Just so one of us does!
7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.
Thats how far ahead of me they are!
6. I thought you had to be in a pretty good physical condition to be a police officer?
5. Gee, Officer thatz terrific, the last officer only gave me a warning too!
4. Hey you must have been doin at least 125 mph to keep up with me. Great Job!
3. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
2. When the officer sayz "Gee son, your eyes look red have you been drinkin?" Don't
say "Gee officer, your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts?"


Drum roll pleaz! And the #1 thing you should never say to an officer is:
1. I can't reach my liscence, unless you hold my beer!