I once had a company car I called "Rex, The Talking Wonder Dodge." It was truly a POS and had this really annoying warning system with a metallic voice that announced imperiously that YOUR SEATBELT IS UNFASTENED, or THE DRIVER'S DOOR IS AJAR,
or YOUR WINDSHIELD FLUID IS LOW, etc.,etc., and when you fixed the problem by fastening your belt or whatever, the voice would say, THANK YOU.
So what I would do is open all four doors, the trunk and hood, wait for Rex to announce all these malfunctions, then run around and close everything as fast as I could.
Then I'd stand there, in complete hysterics while Rex said THANK
YOU,THANKYOU,THANKYOU,THANKYOU,THANKYOU,THANKYOU as
fast as it could.
Dan