Note: You must have the
"Hide-A-Cell Phone" installed before
"RonStar" can be subscribed to. If you subscribe to this service for
13 months, Ripimoff Industries will give you a
full year of this service without interuption.
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Earl, I'm glad to see you're taking your V/P of Promotions & Weaseling job seriously. RonStar can be accessed today by sending only $19.95 per month to our published address. Once your check is received & clears, you'll be given the secret access number to our upgraded service called AAAlcyone. Should you suffer a road* breakdown in your SVX of any kind, you'll be connected to Beav's home answering machine for instant diagnosis, & heartfelt sympathy.
Don't delay - your tranny deserves the best!
Ron-el - (*not applicable on streets, lanes, highways, interstates, drives, driveways & alleys).