I give up!!! Ripimoff Industries has done it again. I just read this, and then I hear about the follow up product that will take this country by storm! Yep, you heard about it too!
"RonStar" For only $37.99 per month, you send him your spare key fob and he sits around the house sipping on that box-o-vino and if you lock your keys in the car, you grab your
"Hide-A-Cell Phone", and call him up. Yep, he pushes the little red dot on that little fob of yours while holding it to the microphone of his cell phone as you put yours close to the door. Click - the door opens allowing you to jump into the drivers seat and speed off on your way without hardly a moment being wasted. Oh, speaking of being wasted, Ron sipping on that Box O Wine is going to be wasted while waiting for you to call him. But that is another problem that he is working on.
Note: You must have the
"Hide-A-Cell Phone" installed before
"RonStar" can be subscribed to. If you subscribe to this service for
13 months, Ripimoff Industries will give you a
full year of this service without interuption.