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Originally Posted by mohrds
How could they? I never use my real name
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It's that skeezy, kinda greasy look you have about you when you start thinking about the Windsor Ballet. You need a better poker face.
<Border Guard> What is your destination in Canadia?
[mohrds] Were, ah, just going to get some, ah beer, no gamble {starts drooling on himself} sorry I'm hungry, need something to...
<Border Guard> Turn around now and head back before I toss you in the slammer and impound your Saturn!!!
[mohrds] Hey, it's not a Saturn.