[Landshark]

i'm going to run for president next time. my platform:

- kick the good-for-nothing U.N out of the U.S. (let France host those useless a$$holes for a while)

- tax breaks for performance car owners

- mandatory driving school for everyone, as well as extensive Road Etiquette training

- a $2 million cap on election campaign spending. TV ads, newspapers, however you want to spend it, but that's it. no outside advertising, only by the candidates themselves.

- no aid to illegal aliens, foreign students, etc. help out our own first.

i'm sure i could think of more.....