[SoCal LS-L]

Originally Posted by JaySVX

Horse weiner is about the size of a burly man's arm. Thus the term "hung like a horse", so unless noir is breaking records and nicknamed tri-pod, it's essentially sticking it in cup of warm water, which happens to smell like the most horrific ass you'll ever see.

Damn Jay, you stopped just short of posting pics of doing it!
Seriously though, goats are more appreciative and will cuddle you afterwards.