[HighwayUFO]

"That window mod had to have been hella expensive!"

"Now what kind of car is that?"

"Is it true that the whole top half of the car is glass?"

"Hey, pop the hatch, I need to get my stuff."

"Nice Probe!"

Random Guy- "These cars are awesome, but why did you get the automatic?"
Me- "They didn't come standard with a manual transmission."
Random Guy- "But at least it's turbo'd."
Me- "They didn't come standard with a turbo."
Random Guy- "Yeah they did, and they also came manual. A buddy of mine has one."
Me- " I bet he doesn't. He probably told you it has a manual because he shifts the automatic."
Random Guy- "What ever. My buddy has had his car for about 4 years now, and he wouldn't lie to me."
Me- " Your buddy is a moron, and so are you. The difference between me and him is that he wants to be an enthusiast and I AM an enthusiast."

"Dood, these cars got like 400 horses doesn't it?"

"You are an idiot. You are running a turbo and no intercooler. WTF is your problem!"

Just a few that I could pull from the top of my head.

Keith