[Noir]

First, I would like to say that I'm not targetting women drivers and such. Tis only coincidence that today three drivers that earned this rant were in fact women.

I do forsee that one day in the near future I will be arrested for assault and battery on ovaries.

Driver #1 - African-American woman in a newer model black Mercedes decides to ignore the glaring red stoplight and make a hasty left turn while the 'catwalk' was littered with people crossing (me being one of them). It's a shame that I have retarded lugie reflexes or she would have been awarded the Noir's slimy lugie in the face since her passenger window was open followed by a Ovary Punch after she got out of the car to question my motives for slime-ing her face.**Note - In GA it's a moving violation NOT to stop for people in catwalks.

Driver #2 - In the Teacher/Faculty/Guest parking facility I was happily moving along in the SVX following the ONE-WAY arrows and signs out of the deck when some stupid blonde Caucasian broad in a silver Nissan Altima decides that some slut fairy must have switched the ONE-WAY signs and painted directional arrows in jest due to the probable possibility that it might be April Fool's Day. She came about a foot and a half from hitting my beloved SVX. She then had the nerve to sit there and NOT get out of the way expecting me to move my car. Needless to say we were at a deadlock until she backed the eff out of the one vehicle thoroughfare. She would have suffered massive pummels to the ovaries if she hit my 'X' followed by me going to jail.

Driver #3 - After encountering Driver #2 on the way out of the parking deck, I decided to fill up on gas (1/4 tank left) so that I wouldn't have to find some place in the morning traffic. I pull into the Quiktrip near my home and find a good pump to 'fill her up'. Anyway, I'm standing there waiting and I see some Caucasian woman in a SUV pulling up to the 'Entrance Only' outlet for the gas station. This outlet was designed to allow cars in because it is literally a few feet from the traffic intersection. Someone was coming in and she decided to go out. The huge DO NOT ENTER sign obviously was written in some language other than Engrish and the giant yellow arrow pointing the opposite way on black tarmac must be for decoration only. So nice of the gas station to put up such colorful accents for their customers to appreciate right? Since I wasn't directly involved in this incident, I'm going to have to let it slide, but I do believe the other driver should have given her the 2x ovaries punch.

/rant off.