[svxistentialist]

Originally posted by Aredubjay


Oh, hell. That's nothin'. That's what my SVX looks like after a few bean burritos and a six pack o' beer. Once they've "worn off," the car returns to normal.

But seriously, glad no one was hurt. That's pretty scary.

Beer in an SVX?? Serves you right!!

And why don't you play baseball? Don't you know your kids are entitled to a slice of the American Dream? Or at least one of them?

(Cue Steve Martin with elongated nose {his regular one} playing baseball with his daughter or grandaughter, slamdunking the chihuahua)

(Cue Kevin Costner, racing after the tractor, which has slipped the parking brake and is headed downhill through a Field of Beans, right for the porch, which is parked outside of the house)

Pull zoom. Music fades.

Joe