i street raced a civic the other day. it was stupid. i was doing it primarily in an effort to prove to him that i was more masculine than he, and stood a better chance of attracting a mate

even though i have a hard time doing more than 10 push-ups and haven't been able to attract women for some time..

still, i street raced a civic. my car goes faster in a straight line than his. i feel proud that after a moderately small investment, my car is able to outrun more expensive, newer cars i feel like i have made smart decisions in my life, and as a result, i am able to prove to others that i have a significantly larger penis than they do.

i rock

and roll

all night long

-adam