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Originally Posted by thndrmtn92svx
Then explain how I hit a deer with Penny before I ever had whistles on.......
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Ron White said that "we should put headlights and horns on our bullits, since he hit a deer with headlights on and horn blowing", in a mini-van.
I almost hit one with my rag top Ford. It ran (in my lane), away from me as I was STANDING on the brakes, picturing how my evening would decline if that animal landed in the back seat and kicked my brain out! ( top down, coming down from 'exceeding the speed limit, X 2)
As 'impact' was about to happen, he jumped off to the right and BOTH of our evenings dramatically improved!!
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