i got pulled over for doing 90 in a 30, in a construction zone... the cop came to the window and asked for my license... first thing i said was please don't give me a ticket, i know i'm a ****up. anyway, me and my friend brennen were sitting there, and i said "you think i should cry?" he was like "dunno, you'll make an ass out of yourself.." so when the cop came back i made myself cry, and he let us go with just a ticket for my cracked windshield...