John, tsk, tsk, tsk. When I met you at Reading II, I had sized you up as a sensible, level headed adult that was beyond such juvenile adventures. I can see now that I was mistaken. However, I can somewhat understand. Sitting behind the wheel of the SVX takes about twenty years off our mind. Now, if we can figure out how to make it do the same with our bodies (and, no, John, you can not drive it fast enough to warp time -- no matter how high you jump it).
Rumble strips and "getting air." No, I won't EVER let you live either one of those down.
