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1: Release all the hippies I have tied up in the basement. Probably two a week in pairs, skipping holiday weeks.
2: Take the transmission out of the sink, and put it back in the front yard where it belongs.
3: Move out of my mother's house.
4: Move into my sister's house.
5: Build a lifesize statue of O'Reilly out of good ole Georgia clay.
6: Qualify for the fries machine
7: Send a card to my parole officer and let him know I'm OK. (Next time I'm out of town to keep that postmark from catching me.)
8: Contribute heavily... at least $2 a month... to the republican party, NRA, KKK, and other like minded organizations.
9: Get an annulment from my cousin.
10: Find an attorney to get those silly paedophile charges dropped from marrying my cousin.
Or... nothing. All that just seems like a bunch of effort to me.
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Robert
Is Bush in jail yet? (Looks frantically at watch, then back up) How about now? Now? Come onnnnnn...... Someone freeze me until January, this wait is killing me.
Update: 09 January, and still not in jail! Wassup??
1992 Teal LS-L - 160k (Now new and improved with perfect paint!)
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