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Yo Don,
Us goise from da big city resents the fact that youse think we is all mobsters, wid nuttin better to do than have gang wars. Youse just doan understan. Wars is bad for business. We is jus businessmen.
Ga-beiche !!
And anudder thing; we doan like youse knocking our nephew Lorenzo. He's a fine upstanding boy even if he is a PIA about correct spelling. I doan know who in the family he gets that from.
Uncle Vito
PS: Is you really a Don in West Virginia? I dint even know that we had relatives there. Call me the next time youse get up to da city and we'll show you a real good time.
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