Piece 'o cake.
1. Steal one tire from Lincoln Navigator.
2. Cut tire into quarters.
3. Pour concrete into four sturdy cardboard boxes.
4. Push tire quarters into concrete slurry (Yes, tread side down).
5. Drink case of beer 'til concrete hardens.
6. Position new cradles on driveway.
7. Rent crane to lift SVX onto cradles.
8. Drink more beer.
9. Explain to wife what you've just done.
10. Explain to wife's lawyer what you've just done .
You're welcome, Ron.
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Good s**t happened. 69 was worth the wait.
'92 stock semi-pristine ebony - 160K
'96 Grand Caravan - 240K
'01 Miata SE - 79K
'07 Chrysler Pacifica - 60k - future money pit.
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