I'm really starting to wish ill will on Earl, that new car is damned sexy and it clearly won't get the attention it deserves. This wouldn't be happening if there was more VAGINA (Vehicles Against Greed InterNational Association) in earles life. I'm going to call an ESCORT (Equal Sports Car Orginization Reaction Team) to take care of him. I will not rest until that man has been LAID (Liberation of AutombIles Department)! Sleep while you can Earl because I see some restless nights in your future.
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