AreDub,
Here's what you should do:
1) Have someone take ET off your hands
2) Send Patience to Tranny Shop
3) Wait until the Friday morning before Reading Meet
4) Pick up Patience and head to meet
The Meet Monster flirts with you every time, but every single time you manage to pull the perverbial rabbit out of your you-know-what to get to the meet. I think the Meet Monster is just flirting with you a little early this time around.
Besides, you have a pair of X's, unlike most of us. What are the odds the Meet Monster is powerful enough to claim both from you?
VK