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Originally posted by LarryIII
3) The cardinal rule of driving in 'Da City' is this:
You have not accelerated fast enough when the light changes to green if you can still hear the horn of the car directly behind yours.
This means that both pigeons and pedestrians are fair game and are always in season.
 
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ya see around dees parts, you gota watch out for dem deers and dem squirlies, ma would love to have some fresh kill for the fire but, puttin dimples and scratches on your nice purty car isn't any fun, and neither is picking them hairs out of your grill. ya'all come back now ya heeaarr???
Kelli
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Previous owner of the
Princess Pearlie "Dimples"
as of 8/6/03
1992 LS-L Pearl 124k
"Yeah, that thingy!"
owner of the new 1992 LS-L Pearl "Susie"
I am a pessimistic optimistic. I think the worst is going to happen, that way when it does, i don't feel as bad, but if the best happens, i am twice as happy.
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