1) What I found very funny was listening to the NYC traffic reports in the morning. The accidents and blockages were at the same places as they were 40 years ago.
2) I prefer the 0-75-0-75-0-75-0-75.....mph, bumper to bumper, demolition derbys on the Cross Bronx Expressway.
3) The cardinal rule of driving in 'Da City' is this:
You have not accelerated fast enough when the light changes to green if you can still hear the horn of the car directly behind yours.
This means that both pigeons and pedestrians are fair game and are always in season.
 
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'19 Tungsten Pearl Outback 3.6R Ltd...."AISHA"
'08 Harvest Gold Outback 3.0L. L. L. Bean...."AIJOU"
'07 Gray Diamond Pearl Outback XT Ltd..."AH SO"
'05 White Pearl & Silver BAJA Turbo..."AH HA"
'97 Bordeaux Pearl SVX LSi..."SUBYDOO"
'94 White Pearl SVX LSi..."PEARLY"
'92 White Pearl SVX LSL w/touring pkg..."SVXY"
'92 Teal SVX LSL w/touring pkg..."ALCYONE"
'96 Polo Green LSi ... "MIDORI"
'00 Black Dodge VIPER RT-10... "VINNIE"
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