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Originally posted by Landshark
i was driving with my Mom (who should have been a WRC driver!), she was speeding a bit, and she got pulled over. she proceeded to cry her eyes out when the cop approached the window. she was blubbering and sobbing uncontrollably. the cop let her off with a warning. i said "Mom, its alright, don't worry....", trying to comfort her. she wiped her eyes, smiled and said "it was just to get out of the ticket." she had me fooled! i guess this only works for women, and male cops.

It sure as hell doesn't work for men and female cops. Trust me on this one.