Ron is right! This food thing is getting out of hand. You know that now (I was amazed) you can drive right up to someplaces and, for money of course, they'll give you food and you never have to leave the car?!? I'm worried about getting a "DWE" (Driving While Eating)

Now I have a $20 a day food habit. I'll take it any way I can get it. Free form, wrapped in foil and even...I hate to admit...on a plate!

I went out to a food parifinalia shop and bought all these tools to get more food in me. Forks, spoons, knives...

It's the worst in the morning. I get my fix then about 4 hours later I have to have it again! That lasts about 5-6 hours and I'm at it again. It's the same thing every day. I've gotten bored with just standard food and have to "spice it up".

I just don't know what to do...

Randy (Hungry Jack) ii