Hah.... I knew something was rotten in Smurfsville! The Smurfs were evil Commies!
I even got proof.... check out my source if you dare
http://www.iamlost.com/features/smurfs/commies.shtml

Yeah, it figures, Noir, that you'd like Smurfette. She was always looking for impressionable youths.

She's the best agent they got... guess you got to give her a little credit for her smooth moves. Sure knows how to get a guy motivated, eh Noir?