[Landshark]

Originally Posted by Trevor

You buggers have got it all wrong. I would have said, if asked in a non technical manner:-

“ I could go a bloody steak guys. Me guts is grinding, no bull. Watcha recon, the misus might have hunk in the fridge lets take a gander. Spot on, told yah so, knows her stuff does me right hander.

Joe rattle your dags, you got some spuds for sure, kai to burn, bloke’s tucker. Kev. grab a brew, over there by me wheels. Whack a top off toot sweet for gords sake, crickey I’m dry as a chip. Teeth pack a sad Kev? Spanner by the brew keg. Alan hoof it upatairs and grab a couple a glasses, we may have a sissy amoung us. Hows about our confused mate? Whacko, soon be cookin with gas. Beaut do hooooray! “

i'll have to run that through Babelfish.