Yo, what da dilly SVXnetwork. It's been hella long since someone tried ta test my exotic supa hella fine whip yo. But just yesterday dis fool wit a hennesey viper be tryin' ta rematch me. I told dis fool ta stop disrespectin' ma favorite drink and get dat "HENNESEY" sticker off da windshield yo. Dis fool got mad pissed yo, and said he paid like 50 g's fo da hennesey package n' sheeeet. I said damn foo i be gettin' henny fo $15 at da package store bieeetch. I already beat dis foo ta next week in a race and he be wantin' more yo, fluck dat. He be havin' slicks now though so i think he thought he could test dis.
But he ain't be knowin' i got my new 18" chrome Momo wheels yo, dat be mad light weight n' ****. So we line up at dis race site called Dairy Town in good ol' Danbury and dere be mad witnesses ta da smackdown of da century yo. I adjusted ta Vtec controlla ta 3k, cuz 2k be makin' da wheel spin like whoa! yo! I rev dat **** da 8k and da flagger drops her panties yo. I bogged a little but den caught and was izzout son, like hella izzout. I mega ill shifted second n' chirped my front tire hella hard. I musta spinned it yo, cuz dis foo came shootin' up. But i be a mad ill racer so i ain't be carin', i just looked at da shift light in anticipation yo. Bam light on an i be shifted quick as hell yo. I banged third harda den i banged dis fools g/f later yo. I flew past da crowd in 4th at 160 like 3 buslengths from dis hater.
I went back ta dis fool who was all cryin' n ****. I just told him dat civis r some fast whip yo!!!, n' ya can't beat da best. He be agreein' n' i be mad happy ta say i saw dis foo at da Honda dealership today. Maybe i be havin' some real comp soon yo.

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