Huh,
What you call old I call life in the back yard of Montana.
TV - Sure it's color but we only get CBS and PBS is so fuzzy it may as well be black and white.

Only place to work is the gravel drive way, them rocks don't feal so good on the back and the jacks seem to shift on you.
Uphill bothways you say! puff, I've seen hills before. But try up a mountain bothways in 10ft of snow.