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Originally Posted by svxcess
A government spy satellite snapped this photo over Jerry's house.
He seems to be testing his new barbeque that he intends to bring to Reading X.
Powered by what seems to be a 5.7L Hemi engine, unconfirmed data analysis seems
to suggest performance is in the range of cooking 240 hot dogs in 3 minutes... 
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I was 'LUSTING' after a new grill last week. Wife grabbed me by the arm and dragged me away!! She said," We have 4 grills NOW!! How many do you NEED??" I said, " ONE more, this year!!"
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I'm not a REDNECK! I am an Appalachian-AMERICAN!!
"Can't go to work today. The 'voices' said to "Stay home and clean the guns".
Most famous Red-Neck last words...
" Hey Everybody, Watch This!!)
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Jerry