Ok, so there are at least three of us with (most likely) the same problem, currently. We should really keep in touch on this. The knowledge of those experienced enough to offer advice here is an incredible resource, but, of course, will not fix our cars...

that being said..

My next step is to attempt to track down the MAF... No single auto parts store on the planet seems to stock, or even know where to find this item.. and that means dealer... and that means $$$$$
I would love to find a used somewhere, perhaps from a parts-car, or a junkyard, but I am having incredible difficulty finding such a car. Methinks I'll begin a new thread on the subject.

thisstillsux...

~Nick