"geeze verne, we've got all these here cars an' i got to thinkin' we should have a race.."

"well golly chuck, ain't most of these drivers know but how to work a clutch and the gas.. they's good at goin' fast, but they don't much like slowin' down for them there corners.."

"yeah, brakes are for sissies..."

"awright, i gots an idea.. EVERYBODY! TURN LEFT!"






*apologies to anyone named chuck or verne.. you had it coming.